Try not to have a good time... this is supposed to be educational.
Life is like an ice-cream cone you have to lick it one day at a time.
All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.
I think I've discovered the secret of life - you just hang around until you...
If I were given the opportunity to present a gift to the next generation it...
Yesterday I was a dog. Today I'm a dog. Tomorrow I'll probably still be a...
A whole stack of memories never equal one little hope.
Decorate your home. It gives the illusion that your life is more interesting...
I have a new philosophy. I'm only going to dread one day at a time.
Jogging is very beneficial. It's good for your legs and your feet. It's also...
I knew exactly what to do on Alien it was funny.
