I've seen women who don't have great relationships with their dads and it...
Black people dominate sports in the United States. 20% of the population and...
Music is the soundtrack to the crappy movie that is my life.
My movies are okay but they're not my specials.
Dude I didn't say Jude Law can't act. I didn't say Jude Law was in bad...
Movies have takes. But plays are like life - you don't really get takes.
Right now my job is that I'm like an ambulance chaser. I've got to look for...
A sense of humor is great - it goes a long long way in a marriage.
I was bused to a school in Gerritsen Beach in Brooklyn in 1972. I was one of...
You don't pay taxes - they take taxes.
Karaoke isn't fair when you're a comedian. The whole idea is to get people...
Hollywood's just not funny.
Funny is only something that others know about you - you can't be funny by...
There are only three things women need in life: food water and compliments.
Sometimes people offer you plays they offer you parts but they only offer...
I love being famous. It's almost like being white.
Yeah I love being famous. It's almost like being white y'know?
I'm in show business... I want to hang out with Janet Jackson not Jesse...
I think my best work is when I'm kind of in charge.
The comic is the perception of the opposite humor is the feeling of it.
