Also I used to think that one day I might get someone to iron my shirts but...
But most good movies have a gun in them.
I go to the movies at least five times a week and after a while everything...
I've been keeping a diary for thirty-three years and write in it every...
When I look at a lot of older stuff that I've written I think one sign of...
The humor section is the last place an author wants to be. They put your...
I love things made out of animals. It's just so funny to think of someone...
What other people call dark and despairing I call funny.
I tend to show everything I do to my family to check they won't be offended.
My family isn't really all that different from anyone else's. Well maybe...
I haven't got the slightest idea how to change people but still I keep a...
It's odd the things that people remember. Parents will arrange a birthday...
After a few months in my parents' basement I took an apartment near the...
The beauty of a woman must be seen from in her eyes because that is the doorway to her heart the place where love resides.
