To my knowledge I was the first guy really to do what I do. And then later...
Political correctness? In my humor I never talk about politics. I was never...
Some people say funny things but I say things funny.
I have no idea what I'm going to say when I stand up to give a toast. But I...
Funny is funny.
Who picks your clothes - Stevie Wonder?
Show business is my life. When I was a kid I sold insurance but nobody...
You know what's funny to me? Attitude.
You can't study comedy it's within you. It's a personality. My humor is an...
When you stand alone and sell yourself you can't please everyone. But when...
American policy seems to be wed to a perpetual state of war. Why? History shows that the world will always be in flux or turmoil with different peoples competing for visibility and power. The U.S. cannot fix the fate of every nation.
