Wisdom is the quality that keeps you from getting into situations where you...
Wisdom is the reward you get for a lifetime of listening when you'd have...
For disappearing acts it's hard to beat what happens to the eight hours...
Few things are more satisfying than seeing your children have teenagers of...
Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush.
A pun is the lowest form of humor unless you thought of it yourself.
The world is full of people looking for spectacular happiness while they snub...
A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning...
A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success!
The trouble with learning from experience is that you never graduate.
Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions including...
Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city it might be better to...
If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end it would...
The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to...
More marriages might survive if the partners realized that sometimes the...
The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to...
I come from the New York theatre world and I have a lot of gay male friends so this friendship of Will and Grace's isn't such a stretch.
