Nothing says holidays like a cheese log.
I work really hard at trying to see the big picture and not getting stuck in...
Comedy can be especially in a writer's room really aggressive kind of a...
I've been trying to find women writers for my staff for a while now and I...
Find out who you are and be that person. That's what your soul was put on...
I am saddened by how people treat one another and how we are so shut off from...
The first time probably people really were aware of me I unfortunately had...
While I was doing stand-up I thought I knew for sure that success meant...
I was raised in an atmosphere of 'everything's fine.' But as I got older I...
I get those fleeting beautiful moments of inner peace and stillness - and...
I get bored easily so I need to do a lot. I've started a record label so I...
I ask people why they have deer heads on their walls. They always say because...
I would love to have the same rights as everybody else. I would love I don't...
So many people prefer to live in drama because it's comfortable. It's like...
If we're destroying our trees and destroying our environment and hurting...
I'd like to be more patient! I just want everything now. I've tried to...
We have two dogs Mabel and Wolf and three cats at home Charlie George and...
I was coming home from kindergarten - well they told me it was kindergarten....
In the beginning there was nothing. God said 'Let there be light!' And there...
No matter how popular you are as a stand-up - you can go out and fill a 10...
I had everything I'd hoped for but I wasn't being myself. So I decided to be...
Most comedy is based on getting a laugh at somebody else's expense. And I...
I think they should have a Barbie with a buzz cut.
People always ask me 'Were you funny as a child?' Well no I was an...
Now for this book I had to learn the world of the Senate which is really for all that's written about the Senate an unknowing world and its mores and the way things work with subcommittees and all. I loved learning about that.