Hope is tomorrow's veneer over today's disappointment.
Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn't done it.
The girl with a future avoids a man with a past.
America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a...
Definition of a Statistician: A man who believes figures don't lie but...
Definition of Statistics: The science of producing unreliable facts from...
Marriage is obsolete and a trap.
