I don't think my wife likes me very much when I had a heart attack she wrote...
It's never occurred to me to worry about my health or that I'll get old or...
I am accusing him of stealing my best material he was a very funny man.
Have you heard about the Irishman who reversed into a car boot sale and sold...
This land which we have watered with our tears and our blood is now our mother country and we are well satisfied to stay where wisdom abounds and gospel is free.