I tend not to trust people who live in very tidy houses. I know that on the...
I took religion much too seriously however and its overall effect was...
If I'm pushed I'd also have to admit I don't like people with allergies....
Mmmm... the comedy that matters is the comedy you pull out of thin air. It's...
Maybe I fear things going wrong so much that I pre-empt them by not getting...
But I like going to church. If you've been brought up in the Church of...
I'm just part of a tradition of people who aren't pleased. I would never...
There were a few teachers who just did not like me because of my face. Once...
The jokes are great but what really matters for a comedian is his performance...
To have some idea what it's like stand in the outside lane of a motorway get your mate to drive his car at you at 95 mph and wait until he's 12 yards away before you decide which way to jump.
