I went to the doctor and he said I had acute appendicitis and I said...
I went to the store and bought lady fingers when I got home I noticed one of...
It all started when my dog began getting free roll over minutes.
I recorded my hair this morning tonight I'm watching the highlights.
My father would take me to the playground and put me on mood swings.
My girlfriend bought me a down jacket she said it fit my personality.
I wanted to take up music so my father bought me a blunt instrument. He told...
The aim of a college education is to teach you to know a good man when you see one.
