You only live once - but if you work it right once is enough.
I play in the low 80s. If it's any hotter than that I won't play.
The way taxes are you might as well marry for love.
I distrust camels and anyone else who can go a week without a drink.
I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet so he gave me pep...
What our children have to fear is not the cars on the highways of tomorrow but our own pleasure in calculating the most elegant parameters of their deaths.
