Even back then I exuded self-confidence and that drives women crazy.
Women love a self-confident bald man.
I couldn't be happier that President Bush has stood up for having served in...
Religion doesn't play any part in my life in terms of how I live my life. But...
Every relationship is just so tenuous and precarious.
I still think of that guy I was without a wife or kids and I still want to...
I wanted to make a living but I really was not interested in money at all. I...
The best situation is being a single parent. The best part about is that you...
Well after the divorce I went home and turned all the lights on!
There are times when I'm driving home after a day's shooting thinking to...
It began to dawn on me that perhaps my country needed me more at home than...
I was planning on my future as a homeless person. I had a really good spot...
There's also a certain rhythm to the way Jews talk that might be funny.
You have to discover when you're inadequate to be funny and you don't know...
I think we're all good and bad but good's not funny. Bad is funny. Suppress...
If you tell the truth about how you're feeling it becomes funny.
Once I know people know who I am it gives me a lot of licence and freedom to...
When you're not concerned with succeeding you can work with complete freedom.
The lunch in a normal American restaurant is very problematic for me. I don't...
Sometimes I have these fantasies of just moving to a foreign country and...
Obviously comedic styles do change.
The only change I can really see is that I don't have to shop for pants in...
I gave a funny speech at my wife's birthday party and I'm thinking 'Hey...
I never thought I'd make the pages of 'Sports Illustrated ' because I've always been skinny.
