A homely face and no figure have aided many women heavenward.
To know one's self is wisdom but not to know one's neighbors is genius.
Experience is a good teacher but she sends in terrific bills.
The difference between a saint and a hypocrite is that one lies for his...
The very women who object to the morals of a notoriously beautiful actress...
I've got too much respect for stand-ups to call myself one.
