Women would rather be right than reasonable.
The trouble with a kitten is that eventually it becomes a cat.
Parents were invented to make children happy by giving them something to...
The bed is a bundle of paradoxes: we go to it with reluctance yet we quit it...
If you don't want to work you have to work to earn enough money so that you...
Marriage is the alliance of two people one of whom never remembers birthdays...
To keep your marriage brimming With love in the loving cup Whenever you're...
I hope my tongue in prune juice smothers If I belittle dogs and mothers.
The most exciting happiness is the happiness generated by forces beyond your...
There is only one way to achieve happiness on this terrestrial ball and that...
Happiness is having a scratch for every itch.
Certainly there are things in life that money can't buy but it's very funny...
A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men women an...
Middle age is when you've met so many people that every new person you meet...
Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the...
English culture is basically homosexual in the sense that the men only really care about other men.
