But I work harder now because I have so much more exposure. And actually the...
People are saying that I'm an alcoholic and that's not true because I only...
I didn't get where I am today by worryin' about how I'd feel tomorrow.
You wanna get the truth out of me get me hammered.
I've got a great cigar collection - it's actually not a collection because...
I do live like a rock star but it's not as great as it sounds. It's a lot of...
I'd rather do a really good small part than a really bad big part.
I was considered by my peers to be a good comedian. So that's all I ever...
The next time you have a thought... let it go.
I believe that if life gives you lemons you should make lemonade... And try...
There were years when I was a beer and tequila guy then I got real fat. And...
Other states are trying to abolish the death penalty... mine's putting in an...
When I was about 12 years old back in Houston my Dad used to take us to the...
Certain people in the United States are driving nails into this structure of our relationship then cutting off the heads. So the Soviets must use their teeth to pull them out.