The less I behave like Whistler's mother the night before the more I look...
I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late start without me.
Only good girls keep diaries. Bad girls don't have time.
If I had to live my life again I'd make the same mistakes only sooner.
Television could perform a great service in mass education but there's no...
I read Shakespeare and the Bible and I can shoot dice. That's what I call a...
(On seeing a former lover for the first time in years) I thought I told you...
I have three phobias which could I mute them would make my life as slick as...
Democracy is a form of government that substitutes election by the incompetent many for appointment by the corrupt few.