A girl came up to me in a bar and said she wanted to be my apple pie. I wish I'd said something cool but I was stunned.
Like anyone who goes to college you're leaving a familiar surrounding and a...
I never had a cool older brother or sister to turn me on to cool music. I had...
I live in America. I have the right to write whatever I want. And it's equaled by another right just as powerful: the right not to read it. Freedom of speech includes the freedom to offend people.