My dad was a ham too. He could sell those women anything. Of all his sons I was the only one he could trust to sell as well as he could. I was proud of that.
The whole romantic part of my life was a wipeout. I didn't even own a belt.
To me I'm just a regular person going to the mall with friends and now I'm...
I am as I've said merely competent. But in an age of incompetence that makes me extraordinary.
