I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own so both of them together is certain death.
The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls...
When we are dealing with death we are constantly being dragged down by the...
A lot of stand-up comedy guys when they get a little famous just give up their stand-up career and it cancels out the thing that set them apart.