My fear is that I go up to the girl of my dreams and say 'I'm sorry but I've got to say hello to you ' and she slides the stool back and gets up and walks away saying 'Not for me Bub. I don't want anything to do with you.'
A man's got two shots for jewelry: a wedding ring and a watch. The watch is a...
I would go to bed every night and have dreams about having a time machine and...
One way to make sure crime doesn't pay would be to let the government run it.