I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.
Women are like elephants. I like to look at 'em but I wouldn't want to own...
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I weighed 193 pounds and had three chins. I couldn't get up before 9 a.m. and never saw patients before 10. I decided to go on a diet.
