If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth inventor of television we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners.
If variety is the spice of life marriage is the big can of leftover Spam.
The last person they expected to connect with a screenplay was the comedic...
I have a total irreverence for anything connected with society except that which makes the roads safer the beer stronger the food cheaper and the old men and old women warmer in the winter and happier in the summer.
