If I studied all my life I couldn't think up half the number of funny things passed in one session of congress.
Liberty doesn't work as well in practice as it does in speeches.
The last person they expected to connect with a screenplay was the comedic...
Baseball is a game where a curve is an optical illusion a screwball can be a pitch or a person stealing is legal and you can spit anywhere you like except in the umpire's eye or on the ball.
