I wouldn't totally rule out doing Letterman or the Tonight Show if I had a set that I just happened to write that I thought was funny but was still appropriate for network censors. But I'm not going to go out of my way.
Your body's really only meant to compete at the highest levels of combat...
The last person they expected to connect with a screenplay was the comedic...
Doing linear scans over an associative array is like trying to club someone to death with a loaded Uzi.
