I used to play sports. Then I realized you can buy trophies. Now I am good at everything.
I like women but you can't always trust them. Some of them are big liars...
There's no regret. You can't regret. I mean I've felt regret but I've also...
I want to have children but my friends scare me. One of my friends told me she was in labor for 36 hours. I don't even want to do anything that feels good for 36 hours.
