Ever occur to you why some of us can be this much concerned with animals suffering? Because government is not. Why not? Animals don't vote.
Golf is a game in which you yell 'fore ' shoot six and write down five.
Although my seat is a contest between Labour and the Lib Dems it could well...
It was Julie Burchill who decreed that beyond a certain age a man should not be seen in a leather jacket.
