Ever occur to you why some of us can be this much concerned with animals suffering? Because government is not. Why not? Animals don't vote.
Golf is a game in which you yell 'fore ' shoot six and write down five.
Although my seat is a contest between Labour and the Lib Dems it could well...
I had everything I'd hoped for but I wasn't being myself. So I decided to be honest about who I was. It was strange: The people who loved me for being funny suddenly didn't like me for being... me.