It's hard to be humble when you're as great as I am.
My way of joking is to tell the truth. That's the funniest joke in the world.
A just and reasonable modesty does not only recommend eloquence but sets off...
Now people when I say that look at me and say 'What are you talking about Joe? You're telling me we have to go spend money to keep from going bankrupt?'. The answer is yes that's what I'm telling you.
