We are dealing with the best-educated generation in history. But they've got a brain dressed up with nowhere to go.
Civilization is unbearable but it is less unbearable at the top.
If I had been elected president in 1948 history would be vastly different. I...
A lot of my humor centers on the act of telling jokes and I think this can prevent certain audiences from suspending their feeling of disbelief. It might piss a few people off but I can't help it.