At home I am a nice guy: but I don't want the world to know. Humble people I've found don't get very far.
My way of joking is to tell the truth. That's the funniest joke in the world.
Imagine if you had baseball cards that showed all the performance stats for...
It is common knowledge that smoking is considered one of the nation's leading causes of preventable death but it's less widely known that cigarettes are also the leading cause of fatal fires.