At home I am a nice guy: but I don't want the world to know. Humble people I've found don't get very far.
My way of joking is to tell the truth. That's the funniest joke in the world.
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As to war I am and always was a great enemy at the same time a warrior the greater part of my life and were I young again should still be a warrior while ever this country should be invaded and I lived.