I never married because there was no need. I have three pets at home which answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog which growls every morning a parrot which swears all afternoon and a cat that comes home late at night.
Such lovely warmth of thought and delicacy of colour are beyond all praise...
Imagine if you had baseball cards that showed all the performance stats for...
Some people are born on third base and go through life thinking they hit a triple.