Marrying a man is like buying something you've been admiring for a long time in a shop window. You may love it when you get it home but it doesn't always go with everything else in the house.
Women speak because they wish to speak whereas a man speaks only when driven...
Imagine if you had baseball cards that showed all the performance stats for...
When you have nobody you can make a cup of tea for when nobody needs you that's when I think life is over.
