A minister has to be able to read a clock. At noon it's time to go home and turn up the pot roast and get the peas out of the freezer.
A lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory like a thunderstorm...
Imagine if you had baseball cards that showed all the performance stats for...
The art of acceptance is the art of making someone who has just done you a small favor wish that he might have done you a greater one.
