The hardest thing is spending twelve hours a day accommodating the rest of the world then going home at night and criticizing it. I would be curious about what I'd write if I didn't have to worry about offending.
Brits and Americans have hundreds of different phrases for the same thing....
Imagine if you had baseball cards that showed all the performance stats for...
Alexander at the head of the world never tasted the true pleasure that boys of his own age have enjoyed at the head of a school.