To be honest I find going out pretty scary and intimidating. Got all those people checking you out with only one purpose: hooking up. I'm quite the dork I'd rather sit home and play Scrabble. But that doesn't get you a girl does it?
I broke my nose in gym when a ball hit me. I took a girl to her debutante...
Imagine if you had baseball cards that showed all the performance stats for...
Fools rush in where angels fear to tread.
