I'd rather rot on my own floor than be found by a bunch of bingo players in a nursing home.
Now the only thing I miss about sex is the cigarette afterward. Next to the...
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My mother stopped working when she had my brother. She was a full time mom until I started getting heavily into ice skating lessons and it got to the point where they really needed my mom to earn an income.