Humor is just another defense against the universe.
Well just being stupid and politically incorrect doesn't work. You can be...
Humor results when society says you can't scratch certain things in public...
I get up in the morning and do a seven-minute yoga workout. I know the most likely time I'm going to do something is when I first get up and I make it short because like you I don't really want to do that first thing in the morning.
