I don't know if my sense of humor goes over Americans' heads.
In order to be able to give a girlfriend the amount of time she deserves you...
Humor results when society says you can't scratch certain things in public...
After a shooting spree they always want to take the guns away from the people who didn't do it. I sure as hell wouldn't want to live in a society where the only people allowed guns are the police and the military.
