You can't do anything to be funny. That's cringeworthy. If your humor comes out of a place of love every time you don't make the joke bigger than you. The funniest comedians are in touch with their emotional level.
I wanted to be an English teacher. I wanted to do it for the corduroy jackets...
Humor results when society says you can't scratch certain things in public...
How much time he saves who does not look to see what his neighbor says or does or thinks.