You can't do anything to be funny. That's cringeworthy. If your humor comes out of a place of love every time you don't make the joke bigger than you. The funniest comedians are in touch with their emotional level.
I wanted to be an English teacher. I wanted to do it for the corduroy jackets...
Humor results when society says you can't scratch certain things in public...
It is the timber of poetry that wears most surely and there is no timber that has not strong roots among the clay and worms.