We don't appreciate the value of humor sometimes.
Since I can barely write two books a year the best solution seems to be...
Humor results when society says you can't scratch certain things in public...
That's the hardest thing about being a mom. You want to be cool and you want them to like you all the time but you can't always have that. You're gonna have times where you have to say no and you won't be the most popular person in the house.