When I see a good singer I get teary-eyed. Part of it is jealousy because all comedians are frustrated rock stars. That's a fact.
Athletes tend to have less of a sense of humor than most people. They are...
What we used to say was whoever had the bow tie got to lead the band. There...
Oh man. If I had magic powers... I would hope that I would use them for good. I think I would. But I would do something pretty trivial like making traffic disappear.
