Frazier is so ugly that he should donate his face to the US Bureau of Wild Life.
My way of joking is to tell the truth. That's the funniest joke in the world.
The highest use of capital is not to make more money but to make money do...
No one ever said that fighting the war against terrorism and defending our homeland would be easy. So let's support our troops law enforcement workers and our mission to keep our nation and our children safe in the days and years to come.