I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was 'the man goes on top and the woman underneath.' For three years my husband and I slept in bunk beds.
What are people going to do? Fire me? I've been fired before. Not book me?...
The highest use of capital is not to make more money but to make money do...
Suddenly I've got an overwhelming desire to surround myself with the aura of classical and Romantic art.
