I have learned that only two things are necessary to keep one's wife happy. First let her think she's having her own way. And second let her have it.
I want to make a policy statement. I am unabashedly in favor of women.
My wife disagrees with 100 percent of what I say. That's the same marriage I...
When I was a little kid I used to play with guys twice my age so I was the last one picked so if I picked I knew that I had to get the ball to the scorer if I wanted to stay on the court so that was pretty much my job.