Marriage is the alliance of two people one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them.
Women would rather be right than reasonable.
My wife disagrees with 100 percent of what I say. That's the same marriage I...
I was writing an earnest novel about cruises in the Caribbean and I just started writing 'Bridget Jones' to get some money to finance this earnest work and then I chucked it out.
