Marriage is an attempt to solve problems together which you didn't even have when you were on your own.
A wedding is a funeral where you smell your own flowers.
My wife disagrees with 100 percent of what I say. That's the same marriage I...
The problem with me as far as getting married and having a family is that my comedy is so important to me. So I don't know if I'll ever be as good a dad as my dad.
