Who of us is mature enough for offspring before the offspring themselves arrive? The value of marriage is not that adults produce children but that children produce adults.
I write when I'm inspired and I see to it that I'm inspired at nine o'clock...
My wife disagrees with 100 percent of what I say. That's the same marriage I...
I would borrow my mom's red Borghese lipstick and smear it on like a clown!
