Since I've been in the U.S. I've lost the back of my heart 15 ft. of intestine and my marriage - and God I miss my intestine.
It takes two to make a relationship but only one to screw it up.
My wife disagrees with 100 percent of what I say. That's the same marriage I...
If you went for a job interview in a Glasgow law firm they used to ask you what school you went to. And that was a way of finding out what religion you were.
