When I was born I was so ugly the doctor slapped my mother.
I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she...
Sometime they don't let you know that they know that they don't know...
Just recently I was in Target with my mom shopping and out of the blue I see this father and his two daughters and he says 'Can they get a picture with you?' And I'm thinking to myself 'Am I the one millionth customer or something?'
