Monkeys are superior to men in this: when a monkey looks into a mirror he sees a monkey.
A women knows how to keep quiet when she is in the right whereas a man when...
The most positive men are the most credulous.
The best beauty advice I ever received is to keep skin hydrated and limit harsh exposure to the sun. If you are set on the tanned look there are plenty of great creams that will give you a healthy-looking glow.