Monkeys are superior to men in this: when a monkey looks into a mirror he sees a monkey.
A women knows how to keep quiet when she is in the right whereas a man when...
The most positive men are the most credulous.
I'm selfish impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes I'm out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best.