I once heard two ladies going on and on about the pains of childbirth and how men don't seem to know what real pain is. I asked if either of them ever got themselves caught in a zipper.
Women: You can't live with them and you can't get them to dress up in a...
The most positive men are the most credulous.
The seat of knowledge is in the head of wisdom in the heart. We are sure to judge wrong if we do not feel right.
